I've wined and dined on mulligan stew, and never wished for turkey
As I hitched and hiked and grifted too, from maine to albuquerque
Alas, I missed the beaux arts ball, and what is twice as sad
I was never at a party where they honored noel ca-ad (coward)
social circles move too fast for me
My hobohemia is the place to be

she gets too hungry, for dinner at eight
loves the theater, but never come late
I never bother, with people I hate
Thats why the lady is a tramp

doesn't like c___ games, with barons and earls
I wont go to harlem, in ermine and pearls
She wont dish the dirt, with the rest of the girls
Thats why the lady is a tramp

I like the free, fresh wind in my hair
Life without care
Im broke, its ok
Hate california, its cold and its damp
Thats why the lady is a tramp

I go to coney, the beach is devine
I go to ballgames, the bleachers are fine
I find a winchell, and read every line
Thats why the lady is a tramp

I like a prizefight, that isnt a fake
I like the rowing, on central park lake
I go to opera and stay wide awake
Thats why the lady is a tramp

likes the green grass under my shoes
What can I lose, Im flat, thats that
Im alone when I lower my lamp
Thats why the lady is a tramp

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