Too Short Short Short Lyrics

Short Short

Short Dog you so cold
Youze a player from coast to coast
Short Dog let 'em know
Still spitting that game
and macking hoes

Short
Short Dog you so cold
Youze a player from coast to coast
Short Dog let 'em know
Still spitting that game
cadillac on ???

[Verse 1]
I heard short dog settled down and tied the knot
you think I'm dreaming
you think I fade 'em all and lied a lot
My real friends know
I always try to find me a woman
but everywhere I go
b____es try to slide me something
now listen up, I try to make it quick
I tell you about my greatest hits
my latest flick, was a p___o
cuz I reached that level
I fulfilled all my fantasies
I passed several.. beautiful women
im a thrill seeker, a pro player
my speciality is ex cheerleaders
dancers, gymnasts, and ballerinas
they all hot like some halapenos
if I released the names and pictures
of all the b____es
drop everything you doing
and call the missus
she was young when she met me
so don't hate her
im an entertainer
and a master manipulator

Short Dog let them know [What?]
Just how the game really goes [Its Pimping]
I don't think they know [She know]
The game is still not told [Well tell her]

Short Dog you so cold
Youze a player from coast to coast
Short Dog let 'em know
Still spitting that game
and macking hoes

Short Dog you so cold
Youze a player from coast to coast
Short Dog let 'em know
Still spitting that game
cadillac on ???

[Verse 2]
Now would it make you maad?
Knowing Too Short had
wine and laughs
candle-lit bubble baths
I hit that a__
way before you knew your b____
shes kinda fast
I still wanna do your b____
take a chance, sit down and have a seat
you know the saying 'dont bring your girl round me'
did you think my greatest hits was gonna be some songs?
Nope, just some stories about a bunch of thongs
fo sho
shes the type that you haad to marry
you walked in the room and said Halle Berry
Thats what she looked like
so I put my thing up in her, rolled over and said good night
when I woke up in the morning, she looked the same
so I did the same thing to her, hooked her mayn
I hit her two best friends first
thats what I did
she heard I was good in bed
thats what they said

Short Dog let them know [What?]
Just how the game really goes [They Know]
I don't think they know [They better]
The game is still not told [its game baby]

Short Dog you so cold
Youze a player from coast to coast
Short Dog let 'em know
Still spitting that game
and macking hoes

Short Dog you so cold
Youze a player from coast to coast
Short Dog let 'em know
Still spitting that game
cadillac on ???

[Verse 3]
From 14-41, 4'11-6 feet
Lil mama was a big freak
The 6 footer had her time with me
I got some supermodel head on miami beach
Then I f_________ed the woman on the plane next to me
when it landed, the flight attendant had s__ with me
and they ask 'is it the pimp in you?'
I hit reporters morning after interviews
checking in, lil cutie at the front desk
all in my face, lookin like she wants this
later on, she asks me to play her a song
getting nasty in my room with her uniform on
I been with roommates, sisters, EVEN twins
next door neighbours ??? and best friends
I got passed around the crew, WILLINGLY
until this very day they all feeling me

Short Dog let them know [Know what?]
Just how the game really goes [Tell them]
I don't think they know [They know]
The game is still not told [beeeeeeyatch]

Short Dog you so cold
Youze a player from coast to coast
Short Dog let 'em know
Still spitting that game
and macking hoes

Short Dog you so cold
Youze a player from coast to coast
Short Dog let 'em know
Still spitting that game
cadillac on ???