Too Short Paula & Janet Lyrics

b____! That's a trademark

I was at my house not doing anything
Half past ten I heard the phone ring
When I picked it up, I said "Hello?"
The b____ spoke up and said "What's up ho?"
I said, "b____, if you're fine it's my d___"
Enough playing, who the f___ is this?
She said "Janet" I said "Oh"
Met the b____ last week at my show
I told her "Call me" and I gave her my card
She talked dirty and my d___ got hard
That night I f___ed the b____ three times straight
Next night we made another date
I gave a concert and she came backstage
f___ a b____, I'm trying to get paid
But that puusy squeezed tighter than a vice grip
f___ed around and met this other b____
Right out the back I told her "b____ let's go"
Took the b____ to my limo even though
Her friend said I'm ugly, I ain't even fresh
She told her friend they f___ the best
Rushed the b____ to the back seat
She pulled up her skirt and f___ed the s___ out of me
She said her name was Paula, b____ turned me out
Took my d___ out the p____, let me c__ in her mouth
She kept sucking like a veteran, I couldn't handle it
The limo door opened, it was Janet
She jumped in the car, they started kissing and s___
I kicked back and let 'em have this d___
I told the driver "Take me straight home"
Then called my partner on the car phone
I said "I'll hook you with a bad-a__ b____"
Come to my house and don't even trip
He came over and we served the hoes
f___ed the b____es like gigalos
Paula and Janet will make you wet in your pants
But to me, they're just two more tramps
With some good a__ m_________ing p____, no s___

Short Dog's in the m_________ing house and I ain't even tripping, b____