Dr. Octagon A Visit to the Gynecologyst Lyrics

Lady: "Couldn't you at least look the other way?"
Physician: "Miss Brooks I am a physician.
Besides, we all are girls.
Okay, up on the table, chop chop.
On all fours- that's it. -ooh yeah- Now spread 'em.
Ohh. What have we got here? Ohh, Ohh
Looks like your vehecular canal is somewhat constricted.
How do you manage to accomodate large penizes?"
Lady: "I don't; not of any kind"
Physician: "Oh of course, I was just feeling you out as it were ha ha.
Ssspread em. C'mon, wider, wider. Wideer.
Lady: "You're gonna break me"
Physician: "C'mon wider, you can do it wider can't you?"
Come on, okay. Now.
I want you to practice this excercise twice a day for at least ten minutes.
Put one finger in, stir it around. And around. And around.
And then another finger. And stir it around. And around. And around. And around.
And then another finger. And another. You get the picture, right?"
Lady: "Yes"
Physician: "And then when you run out of fingers move on to vegetables.
The appropriate size and shape of course.
And in no time at all we'll have you up to summer squash.
Admit it,
You like having something fun wiggling around inside of you like a catarpillar."
Physician: "Okay, like an eel"

Okay, like a c___!