Took a bottle of sleeping pills...
nothing really happened, not until...
I felt slightly unstable; after looking at the label
they were my wife's hormone-replacement pills
and my voice went up a semitone...
and now you can call me Joan
and I've lost half a stone.

I'm happy go lucky
things come easy to me
and it's gettin' me down
I just wanna be six feet under the ground.

I jumped from a bridge...
but what I did not envisage...
as I neared the ground, there was a tightening sound
I caught my braces on the side of the f___ing bridge
and I shot back up and down again twice...
it was fantastic, I felt revitalised
it was probably the best time I'd had in all my f___ing life.

Oh yes I'm happy go lucky
things come easy to me
and it's gettin' me down
I just wanna be six feet under ground.

I tried cuttin' me wrists...
I tried but I missed...
I caught myself somewhere else instead, in fact right between my legs
and now I go and see a gynaecologist...
and they tried to stitch it back on
but they stitched it all wrong
now it points in a funny direction

no straight up!

I'm happy go lucky
why do things come easy to me
and it's gettin' me down
I just wanna be under the ground
and it won't be long
soon as I finish... this... song.

Happy go lucky yeah yeah yeah
Why do things come easy to me
oh... it's gettin' me down
just wanna be under the ground yeah...
yeah... she's gettin' me down
I just wanna be under the ground yeah yeah yeah
yeah...

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