They are known as Pilsen
They're full of wind and p___
They're so b_____ awful
That they can hardly miss

They're not what you call musicians
Not one of them can sing
Except for their old mate Ronald Biggs
Who sounds too much like Bing

We have no special talent
Except for s__ and drink
We never mess with drugs
What would the neighbours think

They like to lie around all day
Doing sweet FA
They're completely useless
But somehow make it pay

We rarely wash or clean our teeth
For we've got horrible breath
But punk chicks seem to like it
For them the kiss of death

You may have heard of the Pistols
Toten Hosen and the rest
But remember we are Pilsen
And we're the f___ing best

So if you're ever in Argentina
Or better still B.A.
Come and see a Pilsen show
We are giving one today

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