D12 Bitch Lyrics

(b____ES!)
Ooooh

[Intro Eminem]
Cause b____es all...giggly and s___(c'mon b____)
but they get mad when their favorite song don't come on in the club
catch an attitude and s___(c'mon b____, c'mon b____)
...so we got one for em...it goes like this

[Verse - Eminem]
We wrote a song for the hoes, you like to hear it? Here it goes.
A little somethin you prolly won't hear on your radios
but when it comes on in the club it's one that everyone knows
and if I'm talkin too fast, it just means you're listenin to slow
and if you listen a little faster, maybe you'll catch up, b____
cause if you don't d-d-don't you just made me mess up, b____
b-brba-brbra it don't matter I'm just babblin,
like you'd understand what I'm sayin, anyway I'm just jabberin
in one ear and I'm out the other, you're so f___in drunk
all you hear is the beat b-b-b-beat, I could be sayin' anything
so just get your a__ on the floor, wear those same pants that you wore
from the day before, baby go on, shake that a__ like a w____

[Chorus - Eminem and Kon Artis]
Yeah I'm talkin' to you (b____), get up and dance (b____)
Wiggle that a__ (b____), yeah that's it, b____
Yeah I called you a b____ (b____), whatchu gon do bout it (b____)
Sit there and cry like a little (b____, b____)
Get up and dance (b____), wiggle that a__ (b____)
You little trash (b____), yeah that's it
Yeah I called you a trash (b____), not trailer trash (SWITCH)
Take the person you're with and exchange partners (b____)

[Verse - Swifty McVay]
Tell a n____ there ain't no hangin, and f___ callin home
and see you look at me before you answer the phone
when I flee, you a__ can get naked and be as free
and you want to be freak but I'm takin the key with me
you ain't gonna get s___, so don't even ask
disrespect my wishes (b____) - I'll beat cho a__
Watch me comin home eatin half of your doggy bag
and I'll leavin laughin', while you callin me on a rag
I'm the type that might cut off the lights when I hit
and before she cut em on, Kuniva already (SWITCH)
your a__ ain't even ridin with Swift, unless you hoe'n
when I'm done, I'll throw you out and ask you where you goin.

[Bizarre]
Hoe ain't the only thing you call a girl
"s___", "tramp" ("Oh, how you doin', Sheryl?")
Ever since I was eight, I've been startin' to hate
I said "f___ the hoes" and started eatin' cheese cake
scrambled eggs and steaks, strawberries and grapes
d___ that sound great....hold on, wait! (Bizzy!)
Okay...back to the b____es
wash the dishes after that, give me stitches
I'll f___ a half-indian chick, suck my d___
this time tommorrow: I won't remember s___
Have respect for a player, I got on Snoop Gators
and ain't Annihilators, b____

[Chorus]

[Verse Kon Artis/Kuniva (b____)]
Kon Artis: "Ey baby what's up withchu?"
Kuniva: "Ey yo your man here witchu? Nah you single I can tell"
Kon Artis: "Nah you came with THEM hoes didn't you?"
Kuniva: "No, you mean friends. Girl excuse him it's the liquor"
Kon Artis: "Ey yo let's get this party crackin, these b____es ain't gappin, b____ ?
Kuniva: "Aw nah you know he didn't mean that.. ?
(C'mon you seen that)
Kon Artis: "She all whinin and s___, get this b____ a Kleenex?
(What did he say!?)
Kuniva: "Nothing he said you seem stressed ?
Kon Artis: "Nah you got some big b______ ?
(Huh?)
Kuniva: "AND you're wearing a nice dress ?
(Cause I was gonna to say)
Kon Artis: "You weren't gonna to say s___ ?
(Excuse me??)
Kuniva: "He said 'Michael Jackson just got another face lift! ?
(Oooooooh)
Kon Artis: "...dumb ho.. ?
(n____!)
Kuniva: "Nooooo, gumbo! He wanna cook it for you tonight ?
Kon Artis: "b____ what up doh? f___ for a buck, do somethin strange for change[Kunvia: shh...shut up n____!], make me holla for a dollar, just hop in the Range ?
(f___ BOTH of yall n____s)
Kuniva: "See I was TRYIN to be polite, stank a__ trick ?
Kon Artis: "Ohp, someone's jackin off tonight! ?

[Proof]
I call you a b____, but don't trip, I say the same to my momma
I got Christina, Brittney with me, s___ we bangin Madonna
Watch you strip you onto you b____ you got change for a dollar
Loan your tongue and give me your mouth you came with a condom?
Quit countin them bottles and just swallow, breathe
Swallow breathe, now swallow these needs
I know you Lokelani mami's all get down on ya knees
You want some money honey, d___ you must be out of your league
Hit the dirty f___ her barely, you ain't gotta go heat
Plus you wanna be a model you need a lot of more sleep
I'm a pimp b____, don't be shy show me them big t__s
Your lip stick I wanna smear it onto my limp d___
For instance bustin nuts is only my interest
So princess, don't get your feelings hurt cause men just
Party and bullshit till she dive and swallow the d___
I'm takin this train and bang don't bother coughin b____

[Chorus]

[Outro - Kon Artis (Eminem)]
Yeah...(Haahahah)
You heard me b____
Did I st-st-st-stutter?? STUPID!
You ain't listenin to the words of this song anyway
All you do is listen to beats with your dumb a__
Dancin tryna get a n____ money up in the club, heh..
With your stupid minooped self
We just talked about YOU, dodo
No, YOU, you dumb b____, YOU
The one that want a drink, but don't wanna pay for it
Spendin all the money you make all week on a new dress
That I spilled a drink on actin like I'm drunk when I'm not
I'm just tryna f___, I'm just tryna f___, b____

(D-Twizzy...yeah....b____...b____...b____)