I bang on the door but she won't let me in
'Cause you're sick and tired of me reeking of gin
You lock all the doors from the front to the back
and left me a note telling me I should pack

I walk in the bar and the fella's all cheer
Order me up a whiskey and beer
If you're asking me why I'm writing this poem
Some call it a tavern but I call it home

f___ you I'm drunk, f___ you I'm drunk
Pour my beer down the drain, I've got more in the trunk
f___ you I'm drunk, f___ you I'm drunk
And I'm gonna be drunk 'til the next time I'm drunk

You've given me an option, you said I must choose
'tween you and the liquor, then I'll take the booze
I'm jumpin' on Western down to the south side
Where I'll sit down and exercise my Irish Pride

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