There's something about the top 10 that we should really explain
There's something about the other 9 that keep causing us great pain
We may not sound like Back Beat no matter how we try
But we get all the real fine shows, so this you can't deny

The others sing you songs that have a nifty hook
But none of them can ever top the way we look
And they haven't done a funny thing in so darn long
If they win it would be all wrong

They practice and they practice every afternoon
And work with Jim Casey just to sing in tune
We spent the day relaxing playing ping pong, ping pong, ping pong
If they win it would be all wrong

Whatever happened to the group they called Excalibur
They used to hit the really low notes
And what is wrong with Michigan Jake (Michigan Jake)
They sing like girls for goodness sake

While Yesteryear has really made the contest fine
The race they run the best is still at dinner time
A banana during every song
If they win they will look oblong (they'll look oblong)

Why do we always hear a song from Disneyland
Everytime we hear from SRO (oh!)
Bank Street is trying harder than ever
With Farris at the old piano

And what about the quartet Power Play
How many guys in that family anyway
The toilet seat's been up for so darn long
And what about Revival (who cares about Revival)
If they win we'll know there's something wrong (la, la, la, la, la)
We'd love to beat 'em
(And win) and win the gold with this song
That's where we belong (where we belong)

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