Squidbillies Hoof Prints Lyrics

we walked side by side through the sands of time
your tiny mortal hand clutching mine.
and you asked me,
"dark master, where did your hoof prints go during my hardest times?"
my son i never left you, that was when i stood on the small of your back
and dug my spurs deep into your thighs.
you see that pool of blood over there? yeah that's your divorce, the second one, the one you said you'd
do anything to make it work. you remember that? yeah that was me,
making sure the cocaine was always around.
as i ran your carcass through an incredible small hole into a sea of flaming hot human feces.
when you can't draw a breath yet your lungs are filled with that same flaming hot human feces.
no matter how fast you run or where you hide know this,
i am always with you.
amused by your pathetic attempts to escape when i laugh like this,
hahahaha ha, ha haha ha ha ha. ha ha ha ha ha haaaa haa.