You used to get it in your fishnets
Now you only get it in your night dress
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness
Landed in a very common crisis

Everything's in order in a black hole
Nothing seems as pretty as the past though
That b_____ Mary's lacking a Tabasco
Remember when he used to be a rascal?

Oh that boy's a slag
The best you ever had
The best you ever had
Is just a memory
And those dreams
Weren't as daft as they seem
Not as daft as they seem
My love when you dreamed them up

Flicking through a little book of s__ tips
Remember when the boys were all electric?
Now when she tells she's gonna get it
I'm guessing that she'd rather just forget it

Clinging to not getting sentimental
Said she wasn't going but she went still
Likes her gentlemen to not be gentle
Was it a Mecca dobber or a betting pencil?

Oh that boy's a slag
The best you ever had
The best you ever had
Is just a memory
And those dreams
Weren't as daft as they seem
Not as daft as they seem
My love when you dream them up

Oh, where did you go?
Where did you go?
Where did you go? Woah

You're fooling about
You took a left off Last Laugh Lane
You just, sounded it out
But you're not coming back again

You're fooling about
You took a left off Last Laugh Lane
You were just, sounding it out
But you're not coming back again

You used to get it in your fishnets
Now you only get it in your night dress
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness
Landed in a very common crisis

Everything's in order in a black hole
Is everything as pretty as the past though?
That b_____ Mary's lacking in tabasco
Remember when he used to be a rascal?

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