You hurt me when I found out what you'd been up to
Selling pictures on the internet of me in the nude
Now you say it's all over while you p___ yourself laughing
It may be over for you but for me it's just started

[Chorus]
My mission in life is to make yours hell b______ (b______)
There's just some things you shouldn't do to a girl b______ (b______)
And the thing about me you didn't reckon on
I go from zero to b____ in point 8 seconds
Your about to get a little spray of gravel in your face b______ (b______)

Now where should I start, should I start with your car b______ (b______)
You loved that car more than me by far b______ (b______)
Filled the tank full of sugar, drain the oil tank dry
Scratched b______ on the bonnet and slashed the tyres
w___ers like you shouldn't be allowed to drive b______ (b______)

And what about all your redneck mates b______s (b______s)
A bunch of chronic m_________rs b______s (b______s)
Burping, farting, drinking beer all day
I wonder what there gonna have to say
When I call 'em all up and tell 'em your gay b______ (b______)

[Chorus]
My mission in life is to make yours hell b______ (b______)
There's just some things you shouldn't do to a girl b______ (b______)
And the thing about me you didn't reckon on
I go from zero to b____ in point 8 seconds
Your about to get another spray of gravel in your face b______ (b______)

Now let's talk about penile size b______ (b______)
You're the only one it ever satisfied b______ (b______)
Told my friends you had to sit down to pee
Seen bigger p_____s on a dead mosquito
And you m_________ with a pair of tweezers b______ (b______)

So back to my pictures on the internet b______ (b______)
You're about as low as a b______ gets b______ (b______)
And of all those sperm fighting for life
How come you were the won to survive
I reckon your mum should've swallowed that night b______ (b______)

[Chorus]
My mission in life is to make yours hell b______ (b______)
There's just some things you shouldn't do to a girl b______ (b______)
Hell have no fury like a woman driven
And I ain't forgetting and I ain't forgiving
You must have forgot I write songs for a living b______ (b______)

My mission in life is to make yours hell b______ (b______)
There's just some things you shouldn't do to a girl b______ (b______)
And sweet revenge is best served cold
So always be looking over your shoulder
Some women get feisty as they get a little older b______ (b______)

Here's Jenny

I'm back

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