Too Short Coming Up $hort Lyrics

INTRO
(b____!)
b____es keep comin up $hort
f___in with Too $hort,Too $hort
(b____!)
Too $hort,Too $hort
REPEAT

Now f___ around and get a 5 finger hand PRINT straight across your face
to make sure you b____es understand that I'm a pimp-mack-player-a__ n____
Not a gentleman ain't gonna be no sucker-a__ swindlin
I know ya starvin b____ what you GONNA eat?
Just because I PICKED you up I guess you waitin on me
It ain't goin be that,you shoulda ate or bought'cha a__ a plate
Cos on this date we just f___in till it's late
I ain't Romeo,Prince Charming or knight in shining armour
I'm only out to f___ a b____,f___ tryin to charm her
I treat a fine a__ b____ like dirt
No money in her purse,a f___ is all SHES worth
Lookin hella good in the club like a ho
b____,you need to go find a n____ to buy some MORE drinks
At the bar,fill you up with Long Islands
While I be all in your face tryin to f___ smilin
Cos Short Dawg'll never cater to you hos
And if you ain't f___in I say "Later" to you hos
So if you b____es gotta plot
You better get gonna get shot f___in with Short Dawg

b____es keep comin up $hort
f___in with Too $hort,Too $hort
(b____!)
REPEAT

b____es be like rabbits WANTING diamonds and carats
See my car,see my house and they think I'm a sheriff
I ain't never been a marked b____,you too b____y
Wanna drive my car closed-up,that's when you lost me
I tell a b____ real quick,I ain't no TOOTSY ROLL
All you good fo' is some head and some p____,ho!
And if the p____ and the head tight,we f___ em twice
Cos Short Dawg ain't nuttin nice
b____ jumped in the car,asks me where we goin?
I'm Shorty the Pimp b____,you goin hoin
f___ed in the car with my pants and my jacket on
RAISED UP OUT the p____,now I'm in the traffic
Now p____ still wet,got my d___ in her hand
Lickin all around it,rollin through the flat lands
STICKIN TO MY SCRIPT,never p____-whipped
Seein n____s with them b____es,IM A TAURUS THE PIMP
I use to break hos for Scrilla,BUT NOW I GOT MINE AND
I'm makin bank rolls for real-a and rockin town b____es
Livin large for a night,turn back into PUMPKINS
When I'm through f___in,b____es leavin with nothin

b____es keep comin up $hort
f___in with Too $hort,Too $hort
(b____!)
Too-Too $hort,Too $hort(Hos can't f___ with me)
(b____!)Too $hort
Now break it down to the beat one time!
Ol' School.Tell ya lil' somethin about Shorty

I'm the East Oakland player,lovers are mooshy
I f___ a different ho a day and leave rubbers and p____
b____es keep lookin for some Too $hort NUTS
Squeezin on a rubber tryin ta pull it off and make it bust
b____ might lose her mind if I raw-dig her
Get pregnant,move her in and make Ma and Pa richer
No more player,no Shorty the Pimp
I get payed,divert a cheque and get forty per cent
All the homies talkin bad,hair down,walkin sad
Got the broad livin with me,baby sayin "Dad!"
s__ played out and ol'Shorty's bored getting fat!
Then my b____ turn into a rat
I could try to mack again but the b____es won't want me
Cos I'm all washed up,broke,fat and funky
Short Dawg is through,people call me Todd Shaw
All the rappers who was fake ON THE mic,got raw
Ugly hos playin hard-to-get,sold all my cars
Now I ride the bus and s___
I had a '94 Lexus,Rolexes,I sold it all
Now I can't afford breakfast
I lost everything I worked to be
Never thought I'd be a trick,payin hos to serve me
s___!Snap back came out of my dream
s___ can really happen if you know what I mean?
But f___ a wife b_____,stay away
Don't wanna own a p____,keep the babies on lay-away
b____ CALLED MY HOME,said it was mine
She didn't know I f___ed her with a d____ the whole time
Star-struck b____ seein dollar signs,she think the WORLD is fine
Playin games so I taught her mine
Tryin to play her prayer got caught in a trap
Learnt a lesson from the game that I taught in my rap

b____es keep comin up $hort
f___in with Too $hort,Too $hort
(b____!)
REPEAT