Maybe someday I'll go back to Ireland
If my dear old wife would only pass away

She nearly has my heart broke with her naggin'
She's got a mouth as big as Galway Bay

See her drinkin 16 pints of Pabst Blue Ribbon
And then she can walk home without a sway

If the sea was beer instead of (salty) water
She would live and die in Galway Bay

See her drinkin 16 pints of Paddy O'Murphy's
The Barman says I think its time to go

But she doesn't try to speak to him in Gaelic
In a language that the Clergy do not know

On her back she has Tattoo'd a map of Ireland
And when she takes her bath on Saturday

She rubs the sunlight soap around by Cladock
Just to watch the suds flow down by Galway Bay.

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