Cacophonics Teletubies Lyrics

She laughs if she watches Teletubies,
She's happy if someone calls her smart.
And the flag with a black ribbon hangs at her door,
If heel of her shoe is lost.
She's afraid to go out without make-up put on
To not to show the guys, she isn't that cool.
Her face is as coloured as Easter egg,
Her jeans are too sizes too small
And her cheeks have sticked together.
Why can't they, 11.a
Understand, what I say?
Just because they've got no brain
To understand, what I say!

On Friday she sits at the pub waiting for guy,
Who's similar to Brad Pitt or another film star.
Then their eyes meet each other, they talk at the bar;
He's rich and he drives a brand new car.
Same night she lays at his shoulder,
He's stucked his d___ in her clean shaved hole
She says: "You're so crazy!", and laughs all the night;
She's 16 he's 24.

At her dreams she's as light as a b___erfly,
Which is flying under shiny, under blue blue sky.
She thinks she's a pretty, uppish, little princess,
Her b___ is her ticket to luck, to success.