The song! The Playboy Mansion Lyrics

Dear Hef I write to you this letter
Enclosed I think you'll find my resume
Also a reference from my mother
She says I used to do my chores

Maybe I can clean the pool
Maybe I can drive the car
Maybe I can mow the lawns
Can you get me out of here

I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion
Just let me be here for one year then I can die
I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion
Just let me be here for one year then I can die

I'd be so cool aat all the parties
I'll pack my footsie pajamas
I don't even need my own room
I'll share with April, May and June, yeah

Maybe I can clean the pool
Maybe I can drive the car
Maybe I can mow the lawns
Can you get me out of here

I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion
Just let me be here for one year then I can die
I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion
Just let me be here for one year then I can die

Dear Mum I write you here at poolside
Things are fine out here in Cali'
I have new girlfriends, they are nice
Don't count on seeting me, anytime, soon

Now that I'm playing in the pool
Now that I'm mowing the lawn
Now that I'm wearing my footies
Taking one month at a time

I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion
Just let me be here for one year then I can die
I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion
Just let me be here for one year then I can die
I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion
Just let me be here for one year then I can die
I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion
Just let me be here for one year then I can die
I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion
Just let me be here for one year then I can die
I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion
Just let me be here for one year then I can die