Cisco Kid Pizzaman (Club Mix) Lyrics

(Instrumental)

One-a day i'm a gona to Malta to a big-a hotel.
In the morning I go down-a to eat-a breakfast.
I tell the waitress I wanna two pieces of toast, she brings me only one piece.
I tell her I want two piece, she say go to the toilet.
I say you no understand, i wanna two piece on-a my plate.
She say you better no p___ on-a da plate you son of a b____. I don't even know-a da lady and she call me a son of a b____.
I don't need this s___!
Later I go to eat-a at-a big-a restaurant, the waitress brings me a spoon and a knife but no fork
I tell her I want-a the fork
She tell-a me everybody wanna f___
I tell her you no understand I wanna fork-a on the table
She say you better not f___ on the table you son of a b____. I don't even know the lady and she call-a me a son of a b____. I don't need this s___!!!
So I go back to my room in a hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. Call the manager I'm telling him I wanna sheet. He telling me to go to the toilet. I say you no understand I wanna sheet on my bed. He say you better not s___ on my bed you son of a b____. I go to the check out and the man at the desk said peace on you I said p___ on you too you son of a b____ I'm going back to Italia arrivederci!!!