-You're the reason I'm a-ridin' around
on recapped tires.

~And you're the reason I'm hangin' our clothes
outside on wires.

*And you're the reason our kids are ugly,
little darlin'
Ah, but looks ain't ev'rythin'
and money ain't ev'rythin'
But I love you just the same.

-You're the reason I've changed to beer
from soda pop.

~And you're the reason I never get to go
to the beauty shop.

*You're the reason our kids are ugly,
little darlin'
Ah, but looks ain't ev'rythin'
and money ain't ev'rythin'
But I love you just the same.

*I guess that we won't ever have
Everything we need
Cause when we get "ahead"
It's got another mouth to feed...

~And that's the reason that my good looks
and my figure is gone.

-And that's the reason that I ain't got
no hair to comb.

*And you're the reason our kids are ugly,
little darlin'
Ah, but looks ain't ev'rythin'
and money ain't ev'rythin'
But I love you just the same...

(Fading Out)
~Gilbert, why in the devil don't you go and shave and put on a clean pair of pants?

-Well if you'd take them curlers out of your hair and go put on a little makeup and get out of that housecoat before supper...

~Ha, well let me tell you something, Gilbert, considerin' everything that i went through today, I look like a movie star.

-Eh-he-yeah, King Kong.

~Thankyee, Mr. White Trash American

-Besides that, you know all our kids took after your side of the family.

~Oh yeah? What abouts the ones ones with mustaches?

-Exactly what I'm talking about

~*laughs* Oh, you cold. But I still love you, even though you're a lil' on the ugly side.

-Well you know, sometimes there's something to be said for ugly.

~Yeah, like?

-I can't think of anything rite now

~*laughs*

-But you know I do love you honey, I really do.

~And besides that darling, you gotta admit, our kids are mighty fetching

-*laughs* Yeah, they are fetching.

~Fetching the newspaper.

-Fetching something to eat.

~*laughs*

-Fetching money from me is what they're fetching

~*laughs*

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