Sometimes ya just gotta slow things down
Know when abouts; and that time is now
Know the difference between lost and found
I wanna show you things girl and I dunno how

A side of me you aren't inspired to see
But quietly I'm priming like cheese
If only my pain you could just ease
Easily the best thing to set me free

I remember when I first met you
Those minutes ago I tried to get through
The front gate without getting my leg chewed
I guess that's what dogs are trained to do

Still I managed to gate crash your party
But what I saw on the dance floor alarmed me
Da flyest b____ I had ever seen
Standin beside you wearin blue and green

Chorus:
I love you so much I wanna f___ you
And babe you know I aint gon stop you
Come here, I'll fulfil your wildest dreams
By that I mean fulfil them s__ually

Everyone knows seeing is not enough
So I had to go and try to touch
Your fine a__ heart wit my finger of love
Hopefully later wit yo ankles above

So I get ma chat on and we swap names
Your's almost as sweet as Mary-Jane:
Mary I make a vow for you today,
I have an inn in which you can stay

But you have a better one where I'll crash
If I'm lucky I'll be tappin dat a__
For I have a package you needa have
Addressed wit yo name on it - Mary Giraffe.

I suppose if I don't post dis load
I'll go all over da show for a hoe
But you glow da most. More than the host
And in your hot oven I need to roast

[Chorus x2]

After a few moments you realise
I'm that sleaze-bag the other ones despise
Said you can see me lying through my eyes
Replied "I'm not perfect but I try"

My reputation got her steamin mad
"You just bulshitted all that stuff you had!
You don't have a noble peace prize or that
Giant fortress filled with speed and dac!"

Sorry but I do have something better:
Integrity, and it'll keep us together
She let out a slither of laughter
"we are better off separate hereafter"

I couldn't believe this was how it ends
Normally my d___ brings in girls by da 10s
I won't get a chance for dat a__ again
Time to check da ref - 'decision pending'

[Chorus x2]

It is a try but I'm still not pleased
Now it's time to destroy my kidneys
I'll do anythin' to rid dis grief
Da substances will make da pain cease

Now all ma true friends come back at once
Love-biscuits, liquor and of course da buds *inhaling*
For you I'll improve my reputation
This shall be my New Year's Revelation

[Chorus x2]

See also:
JustSomeLyrics
96
96.56
P. Diddy Feat. Timbaland, Twista And Shawnna P. Diddy Rock Lyrics
Finbar Furey Gangs Of New York - New York Girls Lyrics