Northern State Sucka Mofo Lyrics

here's a little something so apropos
a certain kind of person that you might know
if his shirt's real big and his pants real low
that's a suckamothafucka from head to toe
you might know a sucka that tries too hard
charging big jewels on his visa card
when it's time for rent all the money's spent
that there's a suckamothafuckin indigent
sucka put down that 40 oz. beer
you were shopping at Abercrombie just this year
so give up the gangsta s___ you talking
take your snap on grills right back to Weehawken
s___ starting olive garden all that you could eat
you got the bread sticks and salad but the fine wine is for free

oh no do-see-do see you at the rodeo
you ain't scandalous- think that you could handle this?
Oh yo gonna be spinning like rotisseree
Oooh girl- that's what up- suckamothafucka back the f___ up

Suckamothafucks in automobiles
Neon light underneath your monster truck wheels
With your chain link light up vanity plate
You need a spoiler so big just to get a date
Got the kids in the back and you're sipping on a coors
With your pro-life sticker like the choice is yours
And if we want to know who you voted for
You got Bush on your b__per and a baby on board
You got a brand new car should have bought the hybrid
Cause you could afford it and I wish that I did
Change your mind and all that you stand for
Put a llama in your life and bring back Al Gore
Suckamothafuckas in SUVs
Driving around the block just smoking trees
Misinforming so alarming- don't believe in global warming?

oh no do-see-do see you at the rodeo
you ain't scandalous- think that you could handle this?
Oh yo gonna be spinning like rotisseree
Oooh girl- that's what up- suckamothafucka back the f___ up

Tell me who's the suckamothafucka now
Tell me who's the suckamothafucka now

Tell me who's the suckamothafucka now
Tell me who's the m________insucka now (2x)

oh no do-see-do see you at the rodeo
you ain't scandalous- think that you could handle this?
Oh yo gonna be spinning like rotisseree
Oooh girl- that's what up- suckamothafucka back the f___ up

Going to the bank in my neighborhood
Wearing sweatpants and it don't look good
Hear a m________a mumble when I walk by
He looks me up and down and I know why
How you doin girls- you know you're looking fine
And the view if even better from behind
Why don't you sit yourself down upon my crate
Bring along your girls from Northern State
Sir- it seems you may lack employment and
I don't exist just for your enjoyment
See I'm just trying to get from point b to point a
So suckamothafucka get out my way

This one's going out to the democrats
Ya'll m________as don't know where it's at
If we're gonna win in 2008
Can we please get a m________in candidate?