02 Eminem Bussiness Lyrics

[INTRO]
Marshall, sounds like an S.O.S
To the rap mobile, lets go Marshall, MARSHALL!

[BEGINNING]
b____es and Gentleman!
It's showtime!
Hurry, hurry step right up!
Introducing the star of our show, his name is... (Marshall!)
You wouldn't wanna be anywhere else in the world right now
So without futher ado, I bring to you...(Marshall!)

VERSE 1:
You bout to witness hip hop in its
Most purest, most rawest form, flow almost flawless
Most hardest, most honest, known artist
Chip off the old block, good but old doc is BACK!
Looks like Batman, brought his own Robin
Oh god, sadams got his own laden
With his on private plane, his on pilot
Set to blow college dorm room doors off the hinges
Oranges, peach, pears, plums, syringes
*VRRM VRRM* Yeah, here I come my inches
away from you, dear fear none
Hip hop is in a state of 911, so

Chorus 2x
Let's get down to business
I don't got no time to play around with this diss
Must be a circus in town lets shut the s___ down on these clowns
Can I get a witness?
(Hell Yeah)

VERSE 2:
Quick gotta move fast, gotta perform mirracles
Gee willikers, Dre, holy bat syllables
Look at all the bullshit that goes on in Gotham
When Im gone. Time to get rid of these rap criminals
So, skip to your lou, while I do what I do best
You ain't even impressed no more, you used to it
Flows too wet, nobody clost to wet
Nobody says it but still everybody knows the s___
The most hated on out of all those who say they get hated it on in eighty songs
and exaggerate it all
So much they make it all up,
There's no such thing
Like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans
It just means so much more to so much more
People when you rapping and you know what for
The show must go on, so I'd like to welcome ya'll
To Marshall and Andre's carnival
C'mon, now!

Chorus 2x

VERSE 3:
It's just like old times, the dynamic duo
Two old friends, why panic?
You allready know whos
is fully capable the two capped heroes
Dial straight down the center 8 0 0
You can even call collect, the most feared duet
Since me and Elton, play career russian roulette
And never even seen me blink or get to bustin a sweat
People stepping over people just to rush to the set
Just to get to see an MC who breathes so freely
Ease over these beats, and be so breezy
Jesus, how can s___ be so easy
How can one chandra be so levy
Turn on these beats MC's dont see me
Believe me, BET and MTV
Are gonna grieve when we leave, do, 'fo sheezy
Can't leave rap alone the game needs me
Till we grow beards, get weird and disappear into the mountains
Nothing but clowns down here
But we, ain't f___ing around round here
Yo Dre! (What up?) Can I get a hell yeah? (Hell Yeah)

Chorus 2x:

[OUTRO]
So there you have it folks (Marshall!)
Has come to save the day
Back with his friend Andre
And to remind you that bullshit does not pay
Because (Marshall!)
And Andre are here to stay and never go away
Until our dying day, until we're old and grey (Marshall!)
So until next times friends
Same blonde hair, same rap channel
Goodnight everyone, thank you for coming
Your host for the evening (Marshall!)