[JD]
Hey Miss. Miller.
We just need a stool sample.

[Miss MILLER]
Why do you need a stool sample if you think I'm just a nut?

[TURK & JD]
Cause the answer's not in your head my dear.
It's in your b___!

[JD]
You see...
Everything comes down to poo.
From the top of your head to the sole of your shoe.
We can figure out what's wrong with you, by looking at your poo.
Turk ?

[TURK]
Do you have a hemorrhoid or is it rectal cancer ?
When you flush your dookie down, you flush away the answer.

[JD]
It doesn't really matter if it's hard or if it's loose.
We'll figure out what's illing you as long as it's a duce. YES!
Everything comes down to poo.
(Everything comes down to poo.)
Cardiovascular lymphatic, yes the nervous system too.
All across the nation, we trust in defecation.
Everything comes down to poo!

[TURK]
If you want to know what's wrong, don't sit and act so cool.
Just be a man and eat some bread and drop the kids off at the pool.

[Patiente]
My stomach hurts.

[JD]
Check the poo.

[Patiente]
I sprained my ankle.

[Turk]
Check the poo.

[Patient]
I was shot.

[JD]
Check the poo.

[Patient-livreur]
A homeless guy was pulling my eye.

[TURK]
Check the poo.

[Patient-livreur]
Mine or his?

[JD]
First him than you.

[TURK]
It may sound gross.

[JD]
You may say "shush".

[TURK & JD]
But we need to see what comes out of your tush.
Because..

[TOUS]
Everything comes down to poo.
Whether it's a tumor or a touch of the flu.

[Turk & JD]
Please warrant your pictures of a big fat clue.

[TURK]
Our number one test is your number two.

[TOUS]
If there is no residual match means everything comes down to...

[JD]
Toodoo

[TURK]
Toodoo

[JD]
Toodoo

[TURK]
Toodoo

[TOUS]
Everything comes down to poo!!!

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