Lady Died (secret Song)

Lady died!
Lady died!
So why does everybody f___ing cry?

Lady Di...
Oh Lady Di...
You've got your boyfriend's tieclip wedged in your eye

People get f___ed up every d___ day
She gets our pity so why don't they
But she was so pretty, a real superstar
Always wear your seat belt when you ride in a car

Lady Di
Oh Lady Di
You've got a hub cap stuck in your thigh

Lady Di
Oh Lady Di
Sucking your fine Arabian Stallion dry

On the grave a withered rose
Think how much she's decomposed
Her death has no meaning, it just doesn't matter
I'd like to see her f___ing head on a platter

Lady Di's corpse is going on tour
f___ a million midgets with your suppurating sore
You'd f___ a million midgets or more
Maybe your driver should have taken some no-doz
I've been all over the Internet but I still can't find the autopsy photos

If your mother was involved in a fatal car crash
That killed three people
Where the driver was drunk and on drugs
And where she wasn't wearing a seat belt
People would say she was a dumbass who had it coming
But just because Lady Di was a princess
She gets treated like royalty!

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