I'm fat
I'm forty
and i dont get no booty
the ones i want
i cant get
the ones i get
i dont want

Im fat
Im forty
and i dont get no booty
the ones i want
i cant get
the ones i get
i dont want

Oh, I can still get the girls
they just ddont lok do good
I gotta party to look for someone limpin'
its easy to cut them from the heard
hey wheres nancy
i dont know
heres her walker
the last time i got a peice of a__ was when my finger broke throu the tolet paper.
and you dont want seconds on that.

I'm fat
I'm forty
and i dont get no booty
the ones i want
i cant get
the ones i get
i dont want

the ones i want
i cant get
the ones i get
i dont want

My wistelines 38
my inseams only 30
im taller lyin down

You know your getting old when you have dry dreams and wet farts
i use to date an inflatable doll
but she hung herself
You never shut your mouth

i use to date a midget
i was nuyts over her
she dead now too
we were playing pingpong and she ran off the table

i use to date a homless girl
that was pritty cool
you could drop her of anywhere
Dates over
Get out
See you at da park on sunday
she always smelt that balogne

I'm fat
I'm forty
and i dont get no booty
the ones i want
i cant get
the ones i get
i dont want

Coz im fat
Im forty
and i dont get no booty

IM dating a fat girl now

How fat is she

Smell my elbow

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