The Streets London Underground Lyrics

Some people might like to get a train to work
Or drive in in a Beamer or a merc,
Some guys like to travel in by bus,
But I can't be bothered with the fuss today
I'm going to take my bike,
Coz once again the Tube's on strike.
The greedy b______s want extra pay
for sitting on their a___ all day
even though they earn 30K .
So I'm standing here in the pouring rain,
Where the f___'s my f___ing train?

London Underground
London Underground
They're all lazy f___ing useless c___s
London Underground
London Underground
They're all greedy c___s I want to shoot them all with a rifle.

All they say is "Please mind the doors",
and they learned that on the two day course,
This job could be done by a four year old.
They just leave us freezing in the cold.
What you smell is what you get
Burger King and p___ and sweat
You roast to death in the boiling heat,
With tourists treading on your feet
and chewing gum on every seat,
so don't tell me to "Mind the gap"
I want my f___ing money back.

London Underground
London Underground
They're all lazy f___ing useless c___s
London Underground
London Underground
They're all greedy c___s I want to shoot them all with a rifle
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The floors are sticky and the seats are damp,
Every platform has a f___ing tramp,
But the drivers get the day off when we're all late for work again,

London Underground
London Underground
WaWa w___ers , They're all w___ers ,
London Underground
London Underground

Take your Oyster card, and shove it up your a___hole.