Goldie Looking Chain Soap Bar Lyrics

Burned a new hole in my tracksuit today,
Smoking Soap Bar without an ashtray,
Red-hot nylon dripping on my skin,
I ripped the f___er off, and threw it in the bin,
Soap Bar's cheap, and so's my clothes,
They've got to be cause of all the f___ing holes,
It tastes like s___ and it makes you cough,
And it's the f___ing rubber in it that gets you off.

Yeah, I smoke Soap Bar with lots of bits of plastic,
I leaves mine in it cause it tastes fantastic,
Skunk costs too much, I can't see the appeal,
Of smoking Port Rocky, Soap Bar or Gold Seal,
Smoke Rocky in a bong, bucket or hot-knives,
Bake it in a cake for your Mam as a surprise,
I smokes Green, and it's gone in an instant,
But Soap Bar lasts, cause it's f___ing consistent.

Smoking on up, Soap Bar in the sky,
I'll smoke Soap Bar 'till I f___ing die,
Before I die and they lay me to rest,
I will always smoke Soap Bar, that's the best.

Last night I went out driving in my car,
I sparked up a fat spliff of f___ing Soap Bar,
A Blim-burn burned right down to my d___,
And while I was distracted, I f___ing crashed into a
Brick wall, the car was f___ing battered,
The bonnet flipped up and the windscreen shattered,
You're better off smoking The Green instead,
Cause it don't Blim-Burn and it's better for your head.

Soap Bar! Sitting in a deep sweat,
Thinking! I've got to get some Rocky for the,
Weekend! The sight of Draw excites me,
Stick it in a bong, light it up and chug a f___ing,
Whitey! Burning holes in my tracky,
This s___ always happens when I'm smoking f___ing Rocky,
You've heard it on the news; you've seen it on the telly,
Add up for moving Soap Bar down f___ing Liz Werry
"I do it like a little cause light the f___ing thing as always"
I used to smoke Skunky but it was far too smelly, man!

Smoking on up, Soap Bar in the sky,
I'll smoke Soap Bar 'till I f___ing die,
Before I die and they lay me to rest,
I will always smoke Soap Bar, that's the best.

Most Soap Bar comes from f___ing Holland,
They make it out of oil, and tires and pollen,
Diesel, Miramar, Flat-Press too;
These are types of Soap Bar available to you,
These little bits of plastic you find inside;
You can use those as a quality guide,
Of the standard of Soap Bar that you are smoking,
The more bits of plastic means the better the toking.

Eat a Hash-cake but wait a while,
It'll take about an hour ain't Draw versatile,
You can burn it, eat it, or smoke it in a spliff,
s___e shakes, Draw gateau's, you knows it Delia Smith,
Lying in your bed dropping blimps on your p___s,
Selling Draw to your mates but it's really Oxo cubes,
When you're cooking up draw, be quick don't lick it,
Cause it's really f___ing hot and it'll burn your fingers.

This bloke said to me; "You haven't got a clue,
About the damage that Soap Bar can do to you",
I tried to see things from his point of view,
But I couldn't fit my head up his a__hole too,
The bloke was wrong, I knows my stuff,
I knows if I smoke it, I'm gonna feel rough,
My lungs are f___ed and my throat is raw,
Cause the thing about Soap Bar; it's f___ing hardcore.

Smoking on up, Soap Bar in the sky,
I'll smoke Soap Bar 'till I f___ing die,
Before I die and they lay me to rest,
I will always smoke Soap Bar, that's the best.

Well anyway I think it's better myself to lean forwards,
When smoking Soap Bar, because you are less likely to Blim-Burn,
You know what I mean?

Innit, check it out man! I got some quality f___ing Gold-Seal for you, innit?

Shape up all those little bits of plastic what you find inside, right,
And then f___ing stick them in a teapot,
Makes a lovely cup of tea, that does.

What I do, stick a f__ in the microwave, right,
You toke it up, you sticks the Draw on top,
And you rams it in a bong and you rams the bong in your f___ing head.

Yeah that's like my f___ing lungs feel like,
They're f___ing collapsing sometimes from the Soap Bar like,
You know?