They've sped up to the point 'till they provoke
The punchline before they have told the joke.
Plenty of desperation to be seen,
Staring at the television screen.

They've sped up to the point where they provoke
You to tell the f___ing punchline before you have told the joke
Sorry sunshine it doesn't exist
It wasn't in the top 100 list.

And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder,
Don't be surprised when you get bent over,
He told ya, that you were gagging for it.

She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed,
The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means.

Another variation on a theme,
A tangle on the television and the magazine.
D'ya reckon that they do it for a joke?
D'ya reckon that they make 'em take an oath?
That says "We are defenders of any poseur or professional pretender around"

When did your list replace the twist and turn?
Ah the fist, replaced the kissed-on concern
And if you're bothered, I don't want your prayers,
Save it for the morning after.

And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder,
Don't be surprised when you get bent over,
He told ya, that you were gagging for it.

Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
Already thick and you're getting thicker

Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
Already thick and you're getting thicker

a__uming that all things are equal,
Who'd want to be men of the people
When there's people like you?

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