AC Bigballs Lyrics

I'm ever upper class high society,
God's gift to ballroom notoriety,
I always fill my ballroom
(The event is never small)
The social pages say I've got
The biggest b____ of all
Oh I've got big b____
I've got big b____
And they're such big b____
Dirty big b____
And he's got big b____
And she's got big b____
But we've got the biggest b____ of them all
And my b____ are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody c__s and c__s again
If your name is on the guest list
No-one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
GREAT b____ OF FIRE
Oh I've got big b____
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Some b____ are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the b____ that I like best.
My b____ are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big b____
Should be held every night
Oh I've got big b____
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And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood c___tail, crabs, crayfish...
Ball sucker