Devin Dude Lyrics

[Intro:]
Devin on the answering machine:
What's up? You've reached 7-6-5-0-8-6...ahh well hell you know who you
called. So I don't have to tell you that.
b____ what do you want?
n____ what do you need?
A rock hard bone?
A dime of weed?
Whatever it is just leave the message at the tone
Or better yet, f___ it you can call me at home
At 9-8-8-1 naw I ain't gonna say all dat
Just leave a number I'll call ya back

[Answering machine:]
You have two messages.

[some chickens talking]

[Verse 1:]
b____ what do you want?
n____ what do you need?
A rock hard bone?
A dime of weed?
Whatever it is hoe you can hit him from a phone
But if ya don't want nothin' leave him lone he be gone
See he's known for smokin' skunk and gettin' drunk without knowin'
He through about twenty b____es and hoes and he probably f___ed yours
But the Dude don't disrespect but then he takes no s___
But if your b____ is in his ride then shes gettin' some d___
He moves quick real slick never been to the pen or the forum
They got stories bout the Dude the kids bragged when they saw him
And them laws he don't bomb
That n____ just keep dippin'
Early in the morning flippin'
Coffee sippin'
Dont be trippin' on n____s they see him walk in the sto'
Get him some cigarettes, cigars and a Colt 4-0
Without payin' walk out that hoe so calm and so cool
(Who's that?)
Man that's the Dude and he's a God d___ fool

[Hook:]
Who is it?
Not too often seen in public (that's the Dude)
Who is it?
Smokin' on Sweets while he's gettin' his nuts licked (that's the Dude)

Don't come talkin'
That nothin' s___
Round the Dude
Don't play no funny games
Don't talk s___ no
He'll tell you to suck a d___
He's the Dude
Hey hey here comes the Dude

[Verse 2:]
Da da do dap
Bla do blap dap
b____es front 'em at the club they gettin' jab slapped
He don't cap
To him that bring too much attention
Keep his eyes open for premeditated lynchin'
Countin' inches on his hard d___
You might need a yard stick
He makes b____es suck it and make them n____s get off it
Don't start s___ with the Dude
You wouldn't want him to finish
Cause hoe you know it be on in a minute
You need to thank him for ya gal he made her suck a little better
He love makin' trash outta another n____s treasure
Cause b____es for dude dog, come a dime a dozen
f___ one let one suck his d___ then find another
He don't debate he concentrate on survivin'
He don't like to drive if he's been drinkin' but he'll drink while he's
drivin'
But he's higher than a f___, you'll never catch him sober
All his women quit him cause they got f___ed over
But all the p____ he got was p____ he earned
He'll fire up a Sweet before you'll fire up yearn
Some say he's nice and friendly but the n____s no fool
He's so swift he's so smooth he's so calm he's so cool
He's the Dude

[Hook]
Who is it?
Who is it?

[Bridge:]
Hey hey hell yeah can't you tell?
The Dude been through Hell
See the smoke in the air?
Shouldn't do the s___ he do but see the Dude don't care
Empty bottles of beer and empty rubbers everywhere

[Verse 3:]
He jam old school music in his low slightly b__pin'
Saw him last Tuesday in an old white somethin'
Half naked b____ with him with plenty of a__
He threw the duces at your boy and continued to pass
People spread rumors about him to bring him down
But if ya know him like I do you know he don't f___ around
And he clowns and he jokes and he smokes and he hangs
But don't f___ over the Dude one night he showed me a brain
No name
I ain't gonna tell you all of his biz
He's down to fight for his friends
Die for his momma and kids
n____s be placin' they bids tryin' to do like he do
Try to be where he's been but they get folded in two
He's the Dude