Brad Neely George Washington Lyrics

Washington
Washington
6 foot 8 weighs a f___ing ton
Opponents beware
Opponents beware
He's coming
He's coming
He's coming
Let me lay it on line there were two on the vine
I mean two sets of t_______s so divine
On a horse made of crystal he patrolled the land
With the mason ring and schnauzer with his perfect hands
Here comes George in control
Women dug his snuff and his gallant stroll
Ate opponents brains and invented cocaine
He's coming
He's coming
He's coming
Washington
Washington
Six foot twenty f___ing killing for fun
Spread Spread Delaware
He's coming
He's coming
He's coming
Sue me if I go to fast but the sons of his opponents wish he was their dad
Got a wig for his wig got a brain for his heart
He'll kick you apart
He'll kick you apart
He'll save children but not the British children
He'll save children but not the British children
He'll save children but not the British children
He'll save children but not the British children
He had a pocket full of horses f___ed the s___ out of bears
He through a knife into heaven
And could kill with a stair
He made love like an eagle falling out of the sky
Killed his sensei in a duel and he never said why
Washington
Washington
Twelve stories high made of radiation
The present beware
The future beware
He's coming
He's coming
He's coming
Did I mention his four nuts
Well he also had four d___s
If you took of his boot you'd see the d___s growing of his feet
I heard that m_________er had like thirty g______ d___s
He once held the hand of one of his opponent's wife's hand in a jar of acid at a party