Kelly Likes Shoes Text Message Break Up Lyrics

You couldn't do it in person
You had to text message break up
You f___ up
Oh my god i wanna throw up
You couldn't even spell break right!
B-r-a-k-e?
That's in your car dummy!
And i'm not gonna take this discrace
I'll be like mace in you face on myspace
just you wait till you read the s___
on you im gonna blog about
You like text so much?
How much you like it now?
You can't text message break up! (x3)
after 2 years?
You can't text message break up! (x3)
Get a clue
I'll Go Alanis Morissette on you
I'm gonna blog and text and post and hoax
Podcast your b______ a__ from coast to coast
My ex bf is a cyber s___e coward
And he plays with his a__hole in the shower
I gonna tell all my girlfriends how bad the s__ was
Im p___ed like president bush
would be in a gay parade in texas
I gonna spit until you s___
If you dont like it you can lick my f___ing c___
For once
You can't text message break up!
Oh my god!
You can't text message break up!
I mean we got a dog!
You can't text message break up!
You still owe me 1, 200 dollars s___bag!
You can't text message break up!
String up a stag!
You can't text message break up!
I want all my stuff back!
You can't text message break up!
Get a clue
No just let the clues be lost
f___ you d___
I cant belive he did that
What a f___ing douche bag why cant he figure it out
What a loser I mean jesus
If you ever did that on the phone I would
What? are you kidding me?
Youre never gonna get laid in this town again you loser!
Youre an a__
Go f___ yourself you piece of s___
I cant believe that c___
Im gonna send that guy a douche bag in the mail
Im gonna use the same weapon against you
Cause I can type too
Ex bf foreva d___
You're my ex bf foreva d___