David Allan Coe 3 Biggest Lies In The World Lyrics

Well the motorcycle club had a party,
And all the young virgins were there.
And I found a blonde with little bitty t__ties
And a pretty yellow ribbon in her hair.
Then I told her the three biggest lies in the world,
The ones my Daddy first told me,
And that was the beginning of my s__ual life
And the end of my fantasy.
I said, "This'll only hurt for a little while,
I'll only put the head of it in.
I promise that I'll never try to c__ in your mouth."
Met her in a local honky-tonk,
Told her it was love at first sight.
She was just a-lookin' for a shoulder to cry on
And a place where she could spend the night.
Me, I was a little nervous - I'd never been that far before,
So I told her the three biggest lies in the world
As we danced across the floor.
I said, "This'll only hurt for a little while,
I'll only put the head of it in.
I promise that I'll never try to c__ in your mouth."
Busted in a Birmingham robbery,
He didnt have no money for bail.
The judge bound him over to the local grand jury
And the Sheriff threw his young a__ in jail.
They put him in the cell with a pervert,
That later tried to climb in his bed.
Stuck one of them homemade knives to his throat,
And these are the words that he said,
Good Buddy- "This'll only hurt for a little while,
I'll only put the head of it in.
I promise that I'll never try to c__ in your mouth."