Karaoke Avenue Q Lyrics

KATE MONSTER: Finally, I get to teach a whole lesson all
By myself. And I'm gonna teach something relevant something modern.
The internet. The internet is really really great
TREKKIE MONSTER:For p___
KATE: I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait
TREKKIE: For p___
KATE: What? There's always some new site
TREKKIE: For p___!
KATE: I browse all day and night
TREKKIE: For p___!
KATE: It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light!
TREKKIE: For p___!
KATE: Trekkie.

TREKKIE: The internet is for p___
KATE: Trek-kie!
TREKKIE: The internet is for p___
KATE: What are you doing!?
TREKKIE: Why you think the net was born?
p___! p___! p___!

KATE: Trekkie!
TREKKIE: Oh hello Kate monster
KATE: You are ruining my song!
TREKKIE: Oh me sorry, me no mean to.
KATE: Well if you wouldn't mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
TREKKIE: Okie dokie.
KATE: Good. I'm glad we have this new technology
TREKKIE: For p___-oh
KATE: Which gives us untold opportunity
TREKKIE: For por-oops, sorry
KATE: Right from you own desktop
TREKKIE: For ---
KATE: You can research, browse and shop
TREKKIE: mm!
KATE: Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop
TREKKIE: FOR p___!!

KATE: Trekkie!
TREKKIE: The internet is for p___!
KATE: Nooo!
TREKKIE: The internet is for p___!
KATE: Trekkie.
TREKKIE: Me up all night honking me horn to p___, p___, p___!

KATE: That's gross! You're a pervert!
TREKKIE: Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
KATE: No really, you're a pervert.
Normal people don't sit at home and look at p___ on the internet.
TREKKIE: Ohhhh?
KATE: What?!
TREKKIE: You have no idea. Ready normal people?

NORMAL PEOPLE: Ready--- ready ----ready
TREKKIE: Let me hear it!

TREKKIE AND GUYS: The internet is for p___!
PRINCETON: Sorry Kate
TREKKIE AND GUYS: The internet is for p___!
PRINCETON: I m_________!
TREKKIE AND GUYS: All these guys unzip their flies for p___, p___, p___!
KATE: The internet is not for p___!!
TREKKIE AND GUYS: p___!, p___, ---
KATE: HOLD ON A SECOND!
TREKKIE: WHAT?
KATE: Now I happen to know for a fact that you, Rob
Check your portfolio and trade stocks online
ROB: That's correct.
KATE: And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com
BRIAN: Sure!
KATE: And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay
GARY: Yes I do!
KATE: And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card.
PRINCETON: True!
TREKKIE: Oh, but Kate, what you think he do after? hmm?
PRINCETON: Yeah

TREKKIE AND GUYS: The internet is for p___!
KATE: Gross!
TREKKIE AND GUYS: The internet is for p___!
KATE: I hate p___
TREKKIE AND GUYS: Grab your d___ and double click
KATE: UGH!
TREKKIE AND GUYS: For p___, p___, p___!
KATE: I hate men!
{in harmony} p___, p___, p___, p___
KATE: I'm leaving!
TREKKIE AND GUYS: p___, p___, p___, p___, p___, p___, p___, p___
KATE: I hate the internet!
TREKKIE AND GUYS: p___, p___, p___, p___
TREKKIE:The internet is for
TREKKIE AND SOME: The internet is for
TREKKIE AND ALL: The internet is for p___!
TREKKIE: YEAH!