I caught Chlamydia from the girl from New York City
She was dressed nice and was spoken kinda sweet and awful witty
But it's true
I caught this nasty thing from you
I swear it's true

Hey there, Chlamydia, we had drinks and started kissin'
I was drunk and then you jumped me
Now something's gone amiss with
My little guy
I thought that I'd be safe between your thighs
That wasn't wise

Oh, what'd you give to me?
Ow, it burns when I go pee
Oh, it's what I do not need
Oh, this nasty S.T.D.

At least I don't have Syphilis
And nothing's fallen off but
I just hope your other friends don't feel this way
Chlamydia, I promise you
That I would get the word to you
If only I had thought to get your name
And that's a shame

Hey there, Chlamydia, you gave me this bad infection
Though my mother tried to warn me that I oughtta wear protection
Now I do
You know it's all because of you
Hey there, Chlamydia, here's to you
This one's for you

Oh...

Oh, what'd you give to me?
Ow, it burns when I go pee
Oh, it's what I do not need
Oh, this nasty S.T.D.
Oh...
Ouch

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