The Twelve days of Christmas

No wait, hey wait wait.
You'll forgot to sing my favorite Christmas carol:
The Twelve days of Christmas
No, not that one!
A one, a two, a one tow three (no) four

On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
A fire-breathing dragon just for me
(Yeah)

On the second day of Christmas
my true love gave to me
two weed rats
(Heavenly Creatures)
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the third day of Christmas
my true love gave to me
three little pigs
(Ya ya ya yaaa)
Two weed rats
and a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On fourth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me
four exploding birds
(waaaaaaaa - bang)
three little pigs
two weed rats
and a fire-breathing dragon just for me
(ya)

On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
(Let me guess)
Five onion rings
(Five onion rings oh I knew it)
Four exploding birds
Three little pigs
Two weed rats
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Six mirrors cracking
(You break it, you bought it)
Five onion rings
Four exploding birds
Three little pigs
Two weed rats
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the Seventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Seven Dwarfs are jamming
Six Mirrors cracking
Five onion rings
Four exploding birds
Three little pigs
Two weed rats
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the Eight day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Eight cookies talking
(Don't you dare)
Seven Dwarfs are jamming
Six mirrors cracking
Five onion rings
Four exploding birds
Three little pigs
Two weed rats
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the Ninth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Nine mice a' tripping
(Ooh... I'm sorry gordau)
Eight cookies talking
Seven Dwarfs are jamming
Six mirrors cracking
Five onion rings
(More like the twelve years of Christmas)
Four exploding birds
Three little pigs
Two weed rats
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the tenth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Ten puppets dancing
(No strings attached)
Nine mice a' tripping
Eight cookies talking
Seven Dwarfs are jamming
Six mirrors cracking
Five onion rings
Four exploding birds
Three little pigs
Two weed rats
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me
Wee, ya all for me

On the eleventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Eleven fairies dusting
Ten puppets dancing
Nine mice a' tripping
Eight cookies talking
Seven Dwarfs are jamming
Six mirrors cracking
Five onion rings
Four exploding birds
Three little pigs
Two weed rats
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Twelve men a singing
(Daradaradada)
Eleven fairies dusting
Ten puppets dancing
Nine mice a' tripping
Eight cookies dunking
Seven dwarfs a jamming
Six mirrors cracking
Five onion rings
(Deep breath)
Four exploding birds
Three little pigs
Two weed rats
And a fire-breathing dragon just for meeeeeeeeeee
Just for meeeeee!

(Oh, let's do that again)
(Let's not and say we did)

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