13 Beelzeboss Lyrics

Beelzeboss

[Beelz] I am complete!

[Both] Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

[Beelz] yes you are f___ed, s___ out of luck
now i'm complete and my c___ you will suck
the world will be mine and you're first in line
you brought me the pick and now you both shall die!

[JB] Wait! wait!
you m____fucka
we challenge you to a rock off!
give us one chance to rock your socks off

[Beelz] f___, f___, f___
the demon code prevents me
from declining a rock off challenge
what are your terms? what is the catch?

[JB] If we win, you must take your sorry a__ back to hell.
and also you will have to pay our rent

[Beelz] And what if *i* win?
[JB] then you can take Kage back to hell...
[KG] What?
[JB] trust me Kage, its the only way,
[KG] What the f___ man?
[JB] to be your little b____.
[Beelz]
Fine! Let the rock off begin!hahahahaa
Im the devil i love metal!
Check this riff it's f___ing tasty
i'm the devil i can do what i want,
whatever i got i'm gonna flaunt,
there's never been a rock off i've ever lost
i cant wait to take Kage back to hell
i'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel
i'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel

[JB] Noooooo!
cmon Kage bring the thundah
[KG] there's just no way that we can win,
that was a masterpiece.
[JB] listen to me
[KG] he rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man
[JB] g______-it Kage,
he gonna make you his s__ slave,
youre gonna gargle mayonnaise
unless we bust a massive monster mamma-jam.
[KG] dude, we've been through so much s___,
[JB] deactivated lasers with my d___
[BOTH] now its time to blow this f___er down!
[JB] C'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
[KG] I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
[JB] Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown
[KG] We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town
[BOTH] Now we've got to blow this f___er down
[KG] He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
[JB] C'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down
[KG] OOOOOOh (?) It's time for the black out
[JB] Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss,
we know your weakness our rocket-sauce
we rock the casbah, and blow your mind
we will defeat you, for all mankind
you hold the scepter,
we hold the key
you are the devil,
we are the D [17x]

[Beelz]
You guys are f___in' lame. Come on Kage, You're comin with me.
Taste my lightning suckers!

[Tenacious D:]
[JB] NOOOO!

[Beelz]
ow! f___!
My f___in' horn!
ooohh no!

[JB] From whence you came you shall remain,
until you are complete again

[Beelz]
Nooooooo! f___ you Kage and f___ you Jables!
I'll get you Tenacious D!