March2 Lyrics

Hey Helli, guess what I am doing tonight?
What?
I am going on a first date with a really beautiful woman!
Oh, that is great! What are you going to do?
Romantic dinner for two?
Watch a romantic movie?
Walk under the stars?
No, something better.
I am taking her to a bar with all my male friends!
What! You cannot do that!
Why? I love doing that, it is a lot of fun!
Listen to me, if you like this girl,
and you want to see her for longer than an hour,
you must be alone with her!
Why? I like doing this, I am sure she would!
Girls are different.
They like to be doted on, and made a fuss of!
You must make her feel like she is the only person in ther world!
Ok, deal! I will do this, and after,
we can go meet my friends!
It's going to be a great evening!