I know a lively fellow,
Who is really quite unique.
He's small and smart and yellow,
With a rodent-like physique.
He doesn't play the cello,
And he never deigns to speak.
He's The Strong Bad's Leporello,
And they just call him The Sneak...

If you've got a caper
Then you know who to call.
It's The Sneak!
It's The Sneak!
Who's the Dapper Swindler
Out of Tammany Hall?
Vo-vo-vo-dee-oh-do
It's The Sneak!

That charming little whatzit
Who's The Strong Man's greatest pal?
It's The Sneak!
It's The Sneak!
Who did the Hully Gully
On the Panama Canal?
Doo-wacka-doo-wacka-doo
It's The Sneak!

Who's that jaunty jackanapes
With moxie and pizzazz?
It's The Sneak! (Yes, sir!)
It's The Sneak!
Who's been drinking bootleg hooch
And listening to the jazz?
Vo-vo-voh-de-oh-doh
It's The Sneak!

Who captures all the flapper girls' affections?
Who made off with my Fluffy Puff confections?
He's dastardly!
He loves catastrophe!
His schemes are masterly!
Takes tea at half past three!
That sneaky sneaker's sneakin' all over town!

Who dropped The Homestar Runner
From his flying machine? (Humdinger!)
Is it The Sneak? (28 skidoo!)
It's The Sneak!
Who put a Bengal tiger
In The Kaiser's latrine? (Ach Du lieber!)
It's The Sneak! (What's the rumpus?)
You know it's The Sneak! (Take it home!)
The Sneakity Sneak all day long!

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