Don't want no short d___ man
Don't want no short d___ man
Don't want no short d___ man
Don't want no short d___ man

Don't don't don't don't don't don't
Don't don't don't don't
Don't want don't want don't want don't want
Don't want no short d___ man
Don't want no short d___ man

Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short d___ man
Don't want don't want don't want
Don't want don't want don't want
Don't want don't want don't want
Don't want don't want don't want
Don't want don't want don't want

What in the world is that thing?
Do you need some tweezers to put that little thing away
That has got to be the smallest d___
I've ever seen in my whole life
I have ever seen in my whole life
Get the f**k outta here

Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short d___ man
Don't want don't want don't want don't want
Don't want don't want don't want don't want
Don't want

Uh! Uh! Uh! ....
Isn't that cute an extra belly b___on
You need to put your pants back on honey

Don't don't don't don't don't don't
Don't don't don't don't
Don't want don't want don't want don't want
Don't want no short d___ man
Don't want no short d___ man

Iny wee iny wee ....
Iny weeny teeny weeny shrivled little short d___ man

Pobre, pobrecito
Que diablo eso
Pobre, pobreci, pobre, probrecito
Que, que, que, que, que diablo eso

Don't don't don't don't ....

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