Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
you know I will be rockin' cause it's f___ing insane!

Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
my presense is a diamond on a platinum chain!

In Venice Beach, there was a man named Kage
When he was buskin' he was on the rage.
He met Jables and he taught him well,
all the techniques that were developed in hell.
c___ pushups and the power slide,
geek simulation now there's nowhere to hide.
They formed a band they named Tenacious D,
and then they got the Pick of Destiny.

Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
you know I will be rockin' cause it's f___ing insane!

Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
our tasty grooves are better than a chicken chow ming!

Cause he who is sleazy,
is easy to pleasy.
And she who is juicy,
must be loosy-goosey.
And he who is groovy,
will be in my movie,
so come on!

Well even when the demons had a battle royale,
the demon almost killed him with an evil kapow,
but then he broke the chicken bust the demon sent out.

Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
you know I will be rockin' cause it's f___ing insane!

Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
you know our movie's better than the Citizen Kane!

Cause he who's a geezer,
must live in my freezer.
And she who is stockey,
is full of mularkey.
And he who is groovy,
must be in my movie,
so come on!

Oh! Cause if you're a diva,
then go to Geneva.
And if you're a carny,
then suck on my bony.
And if you are groovy,
then get in my movie!

It's called the Pick of Destiny!
The Pick of Destiny.

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