Jose' the Bronx Rican Spittin' Narcissism Lyrics

This is my t__le...
Like I told ya...
Handsome fighters...
Never lose battles...

No mercy for the weak, and especially for the ugly
My victory's complete, can't compete with "completely lovely"
That's why you got your gluteus kicked by the beauteous
Along with all the hideous that's lurkin' within my radius
Looks do kill, now I'm the last fighter standin',
The grand champion, gor-geous hunk of a man in
Possesion of the spoils of my trip to the top,
And top-notch hip-hop is how I hand me my props, now check it

I'm the most beautifullest thing in this world*, and I'm the
Reason this world exists, and what I hurl is
Techniques that ya can't resist, even your girl is
b___cheeks compared to my prettiness, after I twirl my
Opponents get used to lying in prostration, and every nation
Is in appreciation of my victims' degradation
Ya think it's narcissism? Hell, it's just truism,
And any masochism will be met with severe aneurysms

My golden claw is what I call "3-finger salute"
Slash your jaw until you crawl, so get ready to scoot,
Run Run like Shaw, or you'll fall at the heel of my boot
I stay raw, and I stand tall, and I still look f***in' cute,
Blonde and handsome, headin' back to my mansion,
It's where I relieve the tension from battle, now pay attention
My powers are innumerable, coming out of my cuticles,
And jealousy is suitable, they hatin' me 'cause I'm beautiful

I throw blows and kicks and every one of 'em connects
All my foes get fixed and turn into mangled wrecks
b_____ clothes and nicks and cuts all the comp collects
And all hoes and chicks are beggin' me for Latin s__...
Self-adulation doesn't stop after the contest
At home I'm flexin' my pecs because I know I'm strongest
Check the text on my quest, after all of my treks and all of the tests,
I've become the world's best, so who the f*** is next?

Spittin' narcissism
This is spittin' narcissism
Spittin' this narcissism
Spittin' this narcissism

I'm a sight to behold,
Yet you still can't see me
Pretty boys get slashed;
The extreme makeover...
It's like I told ya...
This is my t__le...
This is my t__le...