consolidated you suck (featuring the yeastie girls) Lyrics

The Yeastie Girls:
I know you're really proud cause you think you're well hung
but I think it's time you learn how to use your tongue
you say you want things to be even and you want things to be fair
but you're afraid to get your teeth caught in my pubic hair
if you're lying there expecting me to suck your d___
you're going to have to give more than just a token lick
well you may not like it but you better learn how
cause it's your turn now

now you suck suck it hard go down baby
you suck lick it hard and move your tongue around

If you're worried about babies you can lower your risk
by giving me that special c__________ kiss
it's on your face that I'm gonna sit
you can wiggle you can jiggle your tongue on my c___
don't worry about making me have an o_____
just take your time and do it with enthusiasm
I can tell it's making you scared just thinking of it
but you better learn to love it

now you suck... [follow previous instructions]

When you hear safe s__ you snicker under your breath
we got to take cover we're flirting with death
AIDS is our problem we've got to talk
break out your dental dam and your latex sock
I'm your latex lover wrapped like a gift
got my microwave plastic wrap heating up my c___
dinner's on get busy with my booty
got a couple of flavours sweet licorice and fruity
I know you're said luscious p____ with a cover
I'm aching too we can't taste each other
there's no slacking off with an unprotected stroke
this ain't no joke
Sisters...you've got the power: use it!

[woman:] You brought a condom, right?
[man:] HUH?
[woman:] I'm unprotected
[man:] Ain't you on the pill?
[woman:] Oh, that was great and everything, but you know I think it's your turn to go down on me
[man:] I'm tired, I'm tired
[woman:] What do you mean you're tired? come on baby come on
[man:] no, no that's awful ... that taste terrible
[woman:] you a__ hole you s___

Well I know you think it's a real drag
to suck my c___ when I'm on the rag
quit making up stories yeah give me a break
cause I really don't believe that you've got a headache
you tell me it's gross to suck my yeast infection
how do you think I feel when I gag on your erection uuh
you're wasting your tongue with lame excuses and lies
get your face between my thighs

Now you suck... [Very good]