ApologetiX I'll Prepare for You (parody of "I'll Be There for You" By The Rembrandts) Lyrics

So Jesus told His disciples, "I'm gonna go away
"But where I go you know." They all cried, "Please explain."
He said, "You've all been stuck in second grade
"If you haven't seen the Way, the Truth, the Life is here in your face ... but
"I'll prepare for you ... prepare a place up above
"I'll prepare for you ... 'cause I've been there before
"I'll prepare for you ... and you prepare for me, too."
"I'll send another friend to help you on your way
"You'll learn from Him, you'll go far. Please don't be afraid
"The Father helped me do the things I did
"But you even will do greater works than that if you believe -- that CHORUS
"The world could never know Him -- The world could not receive Him
"So you're the only ones who know what it's like to know Him
"There'll come a place and day when He'll come to live inside you
"Soon when all of this happens you will know the words I said were true." LEAD
"Seems like you've all been stuck in second grade
"If you haven't seen the Way, the Truth, the Life is here in your face, but CHORUS