ApologetiX Mama Told Me What's to Come (parody of "Mama Told Me (Not to Come)" by Three Dog Lyrics

Want some gypsies in your wallet? Sugar, can't you see?
What's on this T.V. station is blasphemy
I think the craziest part is that celebrity
Don't turn on the psychics -- I don't wanna see
God has told me what's to come
God has told me what's to come
That ain't the way that it's done - no, uh uh
You're phonin' up the weirdos -- get some prayer into this room
Their crystal ball is broken -- but there's still a spell on you
And that psychic friend you spoke with -- has sales he has to get
Open up your wallet, sucker -- credit, cash or check?!!
God has told me what's to come
God has told me what's to come
That ain't the way that it's done, son
I've read the Revelation - oh yeah!
They don't know what's happ'nin' -- someone's knockin' at the door
You're lookin' for a real friend -- He's passed this way before
They've seen so many things -- but they ain't never seen the Lord
And if you don't repent -- you ain't gonna see Him no more
God has told me what's to come
God has told me what's to come
He said, that ain't the way that it's done, son
Don't mess with divination
God has told me lots of phonies gonna come who wanna snow me
With divination -- whoa yeah yeah
God has told me not to talk with a diviner
God has told me ... the truth
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