Jay Chou 三年二班 | San Nian Er Ban | Year Three Class Two Lyrics

眼睛你要擦亮
yan jing ni yao ca liang
You need to clean your eyes

記住我的模樣
ji zhu wo de mo yang
Remember how I look

表情不用太緊張
biao qing bu yong tai jin zhang
(You) don't need to look so tense

我是 三年二班
wo shi san nian er ban
I am year three, class two

我專心打球的側臉還蠻好看黑板
wo zhuan xin da qiu de ce lian hai man hao kan hei ban
My face which concentrates on playing ball also observes the blackboard quite well

是吸收知識的地方
shi xi shou zhi shi de di fang
It's where I have to absorb knowledge

只是教室的陽光
zhi shi jiao shi de yang guang
(But I absorb) only the classroom's sunlight.

那顏色我不太喜歡
na yan se wo bu tai xi huan
I don't like that colour very much

沒有操場的自然
mei you cao chang de zi ran
(It) doesn't have the playing field's naturalness

為何比較漂亮的都是在隔壁班
wei he bi jiao piao liang de dou shi zai ge bi ban
Why does everything beautiful have to be in the class next door

還有考卷的答案
hai you kao juan de da an
And the answers to the exam

我剛好都不會算
wo gang hao dou bu hui suan
I coincidentally don't know how to calculate

沒關係 再繼續努力
mei guan xi zai ji xu nu li
It's all right, just keep on striving

沒關係
mei guan xi
It's all right

為什麼上課時舉手很難
wei shen me shang ke shi ju shou hen nan
Why is it so hard to put up one's hand in class?

為什麼拿線上寶物簡單
wei shen me na qian shang bao wu jian dan
Why is it so easy to take money and treasures?

為什麼女生不喜歡太胖
wei shen me nu sheng bu xi huan tai pang
Why do girls not like fatness

為什麼別人手機在響
wei shen me bie ren shou ji zai xiang
Why are other people's cellphones ringing?

正手發長球的打法只是初級乒乓
zheng shou fa chang qiu de da fa zhi shi chu ji ping pang
Forehand long serve teachnique is elementary ping pong

反手短打再狠狠殺球是高級乒乓
fan shou duan da zai hen hen sha qiu shi gao ji ping pang
Backhand short serve then ruthlessly spiking is high-class ping pong

迴轉技巧乒乓
hui zhuan ji qiao ping pang
U-turn skill ping pong

前場速攻乒乓
qian chang su gong ping pang
Front court fast attack ping pong

對牆壁 在練習
dui qiang bi zai lian xi
Facing the wall, practicing

乒乓 乒乓
ping pang ping pang
Ping pong, ping pong

這第一名到底要多強
zhei di yi ming dao di yao duo qiang
The champion need to be how strong?

(不用問一定有人向你挑戰)
(bu yong wen yi ding you ren xiang ni tiao zhan)
(Don't need to ask, there must be people who challenge you)

到底還要過多少關
dao di hai yao guo duo shao guan
How many tests do I need to pass?

(不用怕 告訴他們誰是男子漢)
(bu yong pa gao su ta men shui shi nan zi han)
(Don't be afraid, tell them who is the real man)

可不可以不要這個獎
ke bu ke yi bu yao zhei ge jiang
Is it okay to not take the award

(不想問 我只想要流一點汗)
(bu xiang wen wo zhi xiang yao liu yi dian han)
(Don't want to ask, I just want to sweat a little)

我當我自己的裁判
wo dang wo zi ji de cai pan
I'll be my own referee

(不想說 選擇對手跟要打的仗)
(bu xiang shuo xuan ze dui shou gen yao da de zhang)
(Don't want to say, choosing an opponent you must fight a battle)

我不想 就這樣一直走
wo bu xiang jiu zhe yang yi zhi zou
I don't want to keep on going like this

每天都遇上
mei tian dou yu shang
To meet everyday

充滿敵意那種眼光
chong man di yi na zhong yan guang
Eyes full of hostility

等機會 就是要打倒對方
deng ji hui jiu shi yao da dao dui fang
Wait for the opportunity that is to defeat the opponent

這種結果我不要
zhe zhong jie guo wo bu yao
I don't want this kind of conclusion

這虛榮的驕傲
zhe xu rong de jiao ao
This empty pride

這目的很好笑
zhe mu di hen hao xiao
This objective is laughable

我其實都知道
wo qi shi dou zhi dao
I actually know it all

你只是想炫燿
ni zhi shi xiang xuan yao
You only want to show off

我永遠做不到
wo yong yuan zuo bu dao
I can never do that

你永遠贏不了
ni yong yuan ying bu liao
You can never win

我永遠做不到
wo yong yuan zuo bu dao
I can never do that

你永遠贏不了
ni yong yuan ying bu liao
You can never win

永遠贏不了
yong yuan ying bu liao
Never win

走鄉下 尋找哪有花香
zou xiang xia xun zhao na you hua xiang
Walk to the countryside searching for where there is the scent of flowers

(為什麼 這麼簡單你做不到)
(wei shen me zhe me jian dan ni zuo bu dao)
(Why can't you do something so simple?)

坐車廂 朝著南下方向
zuo che xiang chao zhe nan xia fang xiang
Sitting in the train-car towards the lower south direction

(為什麼 這種速度你追不到)
(wei shen me zhe zhong su du ni zhui bu dao)
(Why can't you achieve this kind of speed)

鳥飛翔 穿過這條小巷
niao fei xiang chuan guo zhe xi xiao xiang
Birds hover in the air, travel through this narrow small harbour

(為什麼 這麼簡單你做不到)
(wei shen me zhe me jian dan ni zuo bu dao)
(Why can't you do something so simple?)

仔細想 這種生活安詳
zi xi xiang zhei zhong sheng huo an yang
Carefully think about this kind of unruffled life

(為什麼 這種速度你追不到)
(wei shen me zhei zhong su du ni zhui bu dao)
(Why can't you achieve this kind of speed?)

不好笑 不好笑 不好笑
bu hao xiao bu hao xiao bu hao xiao
It's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny

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