Tom Waits bad liver and a broken heart Lyrics

Well I got a bad liver and a broken heart
Yeah, I drunk me a river since you tore me apart
And I don't have a drinking problem
'Cept when I can't get a drink
And I wish you'd a known her, we were quite a pair
She was sharp as a razor and soft as a prayer
So welcome to the continuing saga
She was my better half and I was just a dog
And so here am I slumped
I been chippied I been chumped on my stool
So buy this fool, some spirits and libations
It's these railroad station bars
With all these conductors and the porters
And I'm all out of quarters
And this epitaph is the aftermath
Yeah I choose my path, hey come on Cath
He's a lawyer, he ain't the one for ya
And no the moon ain't romantic - it's intimidating as hell
And some guy's trying to sell me a watch
And so I'll meet you at the bottom
Of a bottle of bargain Scotch
I got me a bottle and a dream
It's so maudlin' it seems

You can name your poison
Go on ahead and make some noise
I ain't sentimental
This ain't a purchase, it's a rental
And it's purgatory
Hey what's your story? Well, I don't even care
'Cause I got my own double-cross to bear

And I'll see your Red Label
And I'll raise you one more
And you can pour me a kettle
I just can't drink no more
'Cause it don't douse the flames
That are started by dames
It ain't like asbestos
It don't do nothing but rest us a__ured
And substantiate the rumors that you've heard