Ya-hee Icky Thump
Who'd-a thunk?
Sittin' drunk
On a wagon to Mexico

Ahh well
What a chump
Well my head got a b__p
When I hit it on the radio

Red-head señorita
Lookin' dead
Came and said,
"Need a bed?" en español

I said
"Gimme a drink of water
I'm gonna 'sing around the collar'
And I don't need a microphone"

Icky thump, with the lump
In my throat
Grabbed my coat
And I was freakin'
I was ready to go!

And I swear, besides the hair
She had one white eye
One blank stare
Lookin' up, lyin' there

On the stand near her hand
Was a candy cane
Black rum, sugar cane
Dry ice, somethin' strange!

La la, la la la la la la la la la laaa laaa laaa

White Americans
What? Nothing better to do?
Why don't you kick yourself out?
You're an immigrant too.

Who's usin' who?
What should we do?
Well you can't be a pimp,
And a prostitute too.

Icky Thump, handcuffed to a bunk
Robbed blind
Looked around
And there was nobody else

Left alone
I hit myself with a stone
Went home
And learned how to clean up after myself

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