Plan B Charmaine Lyrics

The first day I saw her was at the train station,
She was half black/half caucasian.
At first, yo, I thought she was Asian, but as I get a bit closer her origin is blatant
The best of both worlds, a caramel complexion.
I swear when she smiled I almost got an erection,
Piercing green eyes that shined like emeralds
Once she gave me the wink, could only think with my genitals.
She tells me her name as soon as I approach her:
It's Charmaine, Charmaine De La Rosa
I say, "Is that Spanish?" She says, "Yeah." I say, "Kosher."
Whole time imagining what it would be like to dose her.
The train pulls up and we get on it together,
Duration of the journey get to know each other better.
We exchange numbers and agree to meet afterwards.
She blows me kiss and with that we parted.

Young girl
Get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line.
Young girl
Get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line.

One week and £20 phone credit later
I don't just want to juice this girl now I want to date her;
She's got a great personality and sense of humour
Next time we meet, it just can't come any sooner.
We arrange to go out for a drink at a bar, she's already there when I arrive and she looks the part
Even more stunning than I remembered,
f___ it, drop dead gorgeous.
Her a___ is tight and her b______ are b_____ enormous.
Hand in hand, we walk over to the doorman,
He's got a big shiny head, yo, he looks like George Forman.
He lets her through and asks me for I.D
I'm like, "What the hell you talking 'bout man I'm 19?!"
I whip my driver's licence out and he lets me in,
Then I trip over a step: how embarrassing.
Charmaine witnesses it all but pretends not to see.
I feel like a fool; she just thinks it's sweet.

Young girl
Get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line.
Young girl
Get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line.

The night goes a lot smoother than planned,
Apart from the little hiccup at the start it's all gone grand.
When other guys try churps, she shows them the hand
Turns down every dance saying I'm her man.
We get a cab back to my place where we get it on:
I take off my shirt, she strips right down to the thong.
I marvel at her body,
voluptuous curves,
she's a real woman no doubt about it, her
Confidence is sky high.
She's the one who's got
Me on my back, she's saying, "Baby, this is your night."
I'm like, "Alright, it's worth a go, I suppose."
So we switch roles and she takes full control.
She starts slow,
Grinding me softly,
Whilst kissing, yeah, she's doing me properly
That's when I start thinking, "man, this girl's gotta be from out of this world or something because she's shocking me."
I'd never felt like this before,
This was more than s__.
s__ was something that you had with skets,
Something the next day you regret with a
Girl you wished you'd never met.
Na-ah, no way man this had to be love,
I couldn't believe I was saying it but that's what it was.
Like a leaf in the Autumn
I had fallen.
After that nothing else seemed important.

Young girl
Get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line.
Young girl
Get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line.

Now it's time to hear my predicament: my catch twenty-two.
I love this girl, but now I have to cut her loose. I was talking to one of my boys the very next day and I
Told him all about me and Charmaine.
He looks at me in a very strange way and asks me if De La Rosa is her surname,
If she's mixed race and her eyes are green.
I say "yeah" he replies "Blud,
That girl's 14."