Strangers in the forecourt, meet em as I'm walkin
All seem friendly, all get talkin
Crowned with them later, shootin some cues
Swapping opinions, exchanging views

Oblique angles, different approaches,
Some downin Vodka, some makin roaches
Lookin around me, I feel a little strange,
But I'm takin it in, an I'm makin a change

Hey good looking, what you got cookin?

Stuck in my ways, I'd been a strict antiquarian
Turned it all around and I became a vegetarian
Hangin in the kitchen, cookin up lentils,
Girls on the sofa, screaming like mentals

Thought I saw an angel, in pink pyjamas,
Couldn't do s___, you know I'm not a charmer
So I changed my style, I started chilling with the gents
n_____, albino, a s___ca talking sense

They was listenin to rap and s-s-smokin the smoke
So I started listenin to the words they spoke
They said Schwa...
- You need learn how to relax mate

Yeah I'm thinking of the Double H
I'm biggin' up the Double H

24 bottles sitting on the wall, two are wobbling, then they fall,

But everything's safe blood, with a f___ing swiss roll,
Pop the Q mate, let's rock and roll
Hey d___head, you're looking kinda blue,
How are ya feeling? To Wong Foo...

F-f-f-f___ed in the face, watch this s___e
F-f-f-Frozen, F-f-f-Frozen
Frozen, Frozen, Frozen, Frozen
Open your eyes mate, whaddya see?
20 pork chops, 5p
Kerching
Kerching

Nights spent travelling through the Dragon's Eye,
Looking for Rodey, elusive little guy
Worshipping the Dice Man, watching him creatin
Getting all obsessive, and imitatin by sayin...
- Shut the f___ up

Drinking scotch one rock, then we go out and party,
Do you cost a pound, or can I f___ you for free?
Now this guy's got it sussed, an he's screaming in my ear,
Get it off your chest, mate, it's for the best, mate,
Get it out the way, and then you get on with the rest, mate

I didn't like to hear it but I guess he was right
End of the day, still fell pretty s___e

- Yeah f___ the Double H
- Hey, let me tell you something about the Double H.
I f___ed it. So shut the f___ up and finish the rap, b___slammer.

Now it's coming to an end, an it doesn't feel good,
It's all about the double H, the Hilary Hood
It's like a pair of old shoes, I'm losin my soul,
Hangin in the Hilary, that's how we roll

Yeah I'm thinkin' of the Double H
Cos I'm gonna miss the Double H

But it's been a good ride, a lot of f___in fun,
Lookin back I guess it was all pretty Top Gun
But now it's nearly over an it's tearin me apart,
It's breakin my Double H, my Hilary Heart

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