MR. BROWN
What the f___ was I talking about ?

MR. ORANGE
You said "True Blue" was about a guy, you said it's a girl who meets a nice guy
But "Like a Virgin" was a metaphor for big d___s.

MR. BROWN
Ok, let me tell ya what "Like a Virgin"'s about.
It's all about this cooze who's a regular f___ machine.
I'm talking, morning, day,night, afternoon,
d___, d___,d___, d___, d___,d___, d___, d___, d___.

MR. BLUE
How many d___s is that?

MR. WHITE
A lot.

MR. BROWN
Then one day she meets a John Holmes m_________er, and it's like, whoa baby.
I mean, this cat is like Charles Bronson in "The Great Escape." He's diggin tunnels.
Now she's gettin this serious d___ action,
She's feelin something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain

JOE
Chew? Toby Chew? No.

MR. BROWN
It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt.
You know, her p____ should be Bubble-Yum by now.
But when this cat f___s her, it hurts. It hurts like it did the first time.
You see the pain is reminding a f___ machine what is once like to be a virgin.
Hence, "Like a Virgin."

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